1. I am at a park watching children on a swingset. I am trying to write a song about watermelon wine.
2. I’m behind on absolutely everything with all lists in disarray.
3. I think I have a sunburn on my nose!
4. New shoes. Woo hoo.
5. I think I’d like to purchase a grandfather clock one day, but I’m afraid I might not have the time.
Okay. That was bad. I’ll come back when I’m funnier….