You screeze, I screeze

1. more F1. vroom vroom. Also haven’t blogged in a while. These thoughts are unrelated.
2. Just drank beer that tasted like wine.
3. My back is 80 years of age.
4. I might make more kale later. This is no laughing matter.
5. My hair is a mess and also I’m boring.
6. Allergies are stupid. I just screamed when I sneezed, which is called screazing.