1. These shoes make my feet smell objectionable.
2. Sex dreams are serious bid’ness. Unless they involve chickens or macrame.
3. There’s bread making at my house. I’m drinking champagne and playing disco zoo.
4. Nico Rosburg is HAWTTTTTTTTT.
5. I could slow down on the champagne. It’s good it doesn’t come from a tap.
OR IS IT?????