To No-One in Particular…

The world is a rough place, and if we hold in our venting for months and months and lie in front of doors allowing people to wipe their boots on us saying “yes sir” and “why certainly, ma’am” – eventually we are going to mildly feel like Drinking Bleach and people are going to wonder who that quiet person who exploded in the back row was. Don’t let this happen to you. Boundaries are Good Things. And I think that we are living in a time where it’s just considered Not Cool to throw hissy fits or get uppity when your boundaries are crossed. You are told to be honest, but you are expected to do it in a “cool” way. A “smart” way. A “clever and sexy” way. Just saying “no, and get the hell out of my face – you have run amok in the shadows for long enough, you sad sack of an excuse for a person,” is not really considered the cool thing to do. It makes you seem a little psycho. A little reactionary.

Damn. Who IS that person. Why do they have their PANTIES in *SUCH* a TWIST!!! {mmmm. mmm. MMMM!}
DAMN! She.. ANGRY!!!! {funny little slight mocking sideways – get-the-hell-away-from-the-psycho look}

Well. say you just like to live your life, and the last thing you remember about your childhood was your feeble protests of “but… but… HE/SHE started it!!!” while the bully got away with stuff and the whole class laughed at you while you got punished for getting caught standing up for your own dumb ass.

Really, it’s a tough-ass world, and nothing has changed. It’s just a bigger playground and we are pretending that we are not just adults who like to kick dirt on one another’s shoes… that it doesn’t feel damn good to conquer and win. Or at least look Important, Clever, and Smart. Put Together and Cool. Like Water off a Ducks Back. Nothing really effects us. Nope. No vulnerability here!

1. If you can’t say something constructive don’t say anything at all.
2. If you’re going to say something destructive, do it with artistry and make some effort with it; thereby making it constructive.
3. Give yourself points if you have a thick skin and then take your thick skin and surround yourself with kind but honest people.
4. It’s not self-indulgent to hang out with people who actually give a rat’s ass.
5. If you can’t be bothered to say anything at all, ever, don’t pretend to take the bother to say anything just because you happen to want something sometimes. It’s tacky.
6. If you’re going to be negative and judge-y; don’t be self-righteous about other people. No. Not ever. No. Not even then. Just stop making comments about ANY other people, and THEN you can tell other people what they SHOULD and SHOULD NOT do or say.

Stop being gross and disgusting – and bleeding with your ick into other people’s personal space if you’re doing it. Just stop. Now.

This is to no one in particular. Oh. Unless you feel guilty. Then, even if I don’t know you – it’s to you, of course.

No, omg, I’m totally kidding!

I totally wrote this to be funny. I’m having an AWESOME day!!!
ha, ha, ha!!! 🙂

Feel free to slide slowly away along the way acting like you don’t know me and like you NEVER get so angry you want to murder people, and are QUITE resentful that you have to act like you are at the fanciest cocktail party in Christendom as your blood rises to a boil.

To No-One in Particular…

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