This is Tori, the gerbil in question and the star of the Masters of Song Fu Round Two competition song ‘Anna’s Gerbil & the Singularity.’ Tori is part of a gerbil community with the charming name Twin Squeaks Gerbils. I really lucked out by not sampling some random gerbil. I know all gerbils are God’s creatures; all heading toward eventual singularities of their own … But this is a celebrity gerbil. She’s had many views. She’s got more fans than me …
Random Gerbil would be an AWESOME band name …
