1. three blogs in one day is a lot after nothing, but I am nothing if not In-consistent.
2. It will mostly be pictures of cute youngsters coming in the next few days. This will just have to Do. #awwwwwh.
3. I am feeling less complainy and need Tater Tots.
4. My hair is greasy. No, I did not put tater tots on it. It being a plural, meaning “my hairs.”
5. I should know better than to eat crap, but it seems that I cannot be stopped.
6. I brewed a pot of coffee and did not drink it this morning because my coffee pot is behaving suspiciously.
7. I’m going to try to blog more and have some Hilarious plans in the works. Also plans to promote my Hilarity, so things might start a’brewin.
8. I’m needed at the store. Sugary snacks need a’purchasin’. Yee-haw.
9. Are you allowed to Yarn and a’hanker several times in the same post?
10. ….wow. It’s time to feed my face.
1. interesting discussion on Facebook about how the gentle manipulation of humans may be a positive thing…hmmm. I will get back to you on this.
2. I have two tasks to complete. Then there will be NO EXCUSE not to move on to the FINAL FRONTIERS of ROOM CLEANSING and COMPUTER DOMINATION…
3. my bathroom is atrocious. I’m seriously from a poisonous species. You do not want to know me. No. Get out. I am serious. It’s better this way……(cue sadViolins)
4. I’m thinking of avoiding the Internet but that actually feels ill-advised and irresponsible. Addictive Internet behavior and compulsive negativity does not mean one needs to quit blogging and withdraw one’s President-ence. I just need to go back to the practicing.
5. I have a thought that I might like to bake this weekend, so that Cake-like-Birthday-product may be had. Also Birthday boy (birthdays last a week!) will get to pick his dessert..
6. We are going on a barbecue trip tomorrow (Saturday). We’ll most likely make a video as well we haven’t done that in forever. I know I keep saying that, but No! I mean it!, and it is True! …you mark my words … you mark my words …
7. I will now take a short pause to rub my hands together nefariously. I will take a photograph of myself doing so, ever mindful of the fact that on Twitter we are talking mildly about Narcisstic ReTweeting. When I am Queen, we shall retweet EVERYTHING I decree. Even my BLINKING shall be reTWEETABLE.
8. Calm down. OMG…I’m totally KIDDING. I have no idea what kind of mood I’m in …but NO…everytime I type something into Twit-deck, I do NOT require an advertisement for a magic iPhizzle. No THANK you, green-egg-icon-space-bot. Gettenzie-a-life!!!!!
Here is my Fetching Series of Photographs, oh People of the Screen….gaze and B A-Mazed.
(Really, I just end up laughing at my own stupidity at the end, as my Hatched Plan does not come to Fruition.)
[LATER EDIT.... did I spell "narcisscisstictytic wrong? Probobably. Oh whale. This is the way the detergent gets in our cherry soda. Flarg.]
The human body cannot digest 75% of corn, Liz just said…
HAH!!!! I KNEW IT!!!!!!!!!!!